Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Nabooti: New Game+

The Jewels themselves are multifarious: depending on your choices throughout, you will encounter entirely different "jewels" with different properties. So it is clear from the very beginning that you must be the chosen one, because what you do fundamentally alters the nature of the jewels. With this knowledge you must set about the task of bringing the doctrine into line among the adherents of the jewels of Nabooti. A) You could put to the bejeweled scimitar anyone who doesn't agree that the jewels are indeed a scimitar, or B) you could call your own little Council of Nicaea to hash out the differences into one unifying doctrine, which will probably never sort the matter out entirely. But hey, there's always option A. Once you have consensus, label all other interpretations apocryphal (especially that nonsense about some African kings with a claim to the jewels--who needs two papacies at this point, amirite?). Maybe keep around the "jewels are the beauty all around us" for the inevitable rebranding once the consensus falls apart and you need to soften your image after putting thousands to death with your Bejeweled Scimitar of Reconciliation.

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